It’s just a matter of finding that chick cool enough to let them get away with it. Just look for the wild chick from the private college or local ski lodge who practices any one of the Abrahamic religious offshoots and you’re golden. Or you can talk the current love of your life into it. We’ve been finding alternative uses for things for millennia. Did you know that 25% of the things you buy in a grocery store are made out of corn? If we can find 1 million uses for a starchy vegetable then we can find two uses for a butthole. Put as much tongue surface area as you can on him in a steady circular motion and it will keep you salivating and him happy. That’s because nature intended for us to give head constantly. Grip it just enough that the skin can be used as a sleeve, so that it moves with the hand and not against it. Even though the most Luxurious thing I’ve ever had was jar of brand name mustard. I slave for you all day and it really is the least you can do for all the shitty work I do for you. I just need you to get off your lazy, apathetic kick, click the link and vote for Kayden Kross. Either way, this video is her talking about how she uses babywipes everytime she uses the bathroom, which proves my theory that dispite having their vaginas aired out and abused by really cheesy lookin’ dudes and their big dicks, porn chicks are probably a lot cleaner and taste a lot better than the table scraps you bring home from the bar, who are into air drying their shit, sitting on public toilet seats, having random unprotected sex with strangers when drunk.
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