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Melinda plans to brainwash Gerald as part of her revenge. After viewing a computer screen-saver, the narrator finds himself kneeling in front of the computer with a magic marker stuck up his ass and his underwear in his mouth. In the far north, surrounded by the Forest of Thorns, stands a high castle.