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2) Make a Funny Headline Oftentimes, dating sites like Po F, Ok Cupid or Match will have space for a short headline.This is an important space, because it shows up in searches beside your photo and can be used to catch someone's attention.2) For our first date, we can go anywhere except Mc Grady’s, because I’m banned for life after firing a plastic arrow into the owner’s eye’s arm on Halloween, while dressed as Cupid.

The feeling I got when I read his profile was, This guy is okay with our without me and he will not attempt to impress me by being someone he’s not. His response was: “haha yea at first i wrote a regular profile, then i read it over and i was like ‘this is so freaking boring’. Something I wanted to write that would make me laugh. I got a TON of emails from cool women.” He and I talked a little more and I immediately got a sense of his full character.

Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live). Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me 3. What this profile says to me, as a woman, is: – This guy is fun and exciting – He is open to taking risks and is okay with failing.

POF (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one: 1. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit 4. – He doesn’t NEED my approval I see so many guys make the mistake of writing their profiles FOR women, rather than FOR themselves.

For example, look at these two profiles: 1) I’m the class clown among my friends.

I’m really good at making people laugh, and like to have a good time.

In the previous section, we showed you how to select great photos for your profile.

Now it's time to write a kick-ass bio that describes how awesome you are!

I’ve actually dropped full stories and dialogues into my profile.

For example, imagine a profile opening with this: Me: Hey, what should I put in my profile? Indian Roommate: I hope you don’t get laid, and I never have to clean that up again.

90% of profiles feature the same cliche phrases like: "I'm a hard-working guy who is looking for a nice girl." "I enjoy hanging out with my friends." "I'm an easy-going, fun person." DON’T DO THIS!

Although there's nothing inherently wrong with these sentences, you should avoid using them if possible, since so many other people have them on their profile.